Friday, May 5, 2017

Your Time is Limited, so Limit how you spend your Time

Man. When you get to a point in life where you have to make real life decisions that affect other people.. its boot. I don't love it.. Like right now, we are in the process of deciding what to do with the girls next year.. Trying to decide how you spend your time when you are busy.. is rough.. Trying to decide how your kids spend their time is also rough.. Do we sign up for T-ball? Soccer? Music class? How will they learn? Where will they go? What are their friends doing? Its exhausting. We are doing a Study in small group called "Breathing Room" and I do think its so important to understand that our time on Earth is limited.. so we need to be limiting how we spend our time.. spending time with people who are worth our time, and taking our kids to things that will allow them to flourish.. Figuring out those things is hard though.. lol

My girls have had a nanny since before they were born. We found early on (by talking to other twin parents) that hauling two newborn babies around was NOT ideal.. So we opted to have someone come to us, and we have been so blessed in that area. We had our First Nanny (Lapoppins) for the first 9 months, and we've had our current Nanny, Leslie, from 9 months to now. They were both amazing, and we are so grateful to have them. They have saved us from having to take two babies and all their garb around.. Leslie has helped us in numerous ways.. picking up after us.. picking up after the girls..Taking the girls to the library.. shuffling them to Mothers day out a few days a week.. taking care of the dogs.. letting service people into our house to fix things.. among taking great care of the girls..

AND.. AND.. We found BOTH of our amazing nannies on Yes, we took some flack from that from moms that said "You are just going to hire a STRANGER to take care of your KIDS! Blasphemy!".. Well let me tell you.. both of these STRANGERS have turned into amazing people for my girls.. Care does such a great job laying the groundwork for you.. background checks.. resumes.. etc.. And then you setup the interviews and decide who you want to pick. WE picked wisely both time (Or Rather Crosslee did) and we are beyond grateful for them, and for So Don't let people tell you it can't happen.. WE also found some great babysitters on there.. Its been very helpful to us.

But now we are at a Crossroads.. Our Girls have a Late May Birthday.. which means we can choose to send them to Pre-K now, Pre-K at 4, then Kindergarten at 5, or Kindergarten at 6.. We've heard 'theories' on about which is best.. But at the end of  the day, the girls will decide. They LOVE going and doing.. in fact everyday when I get home Cross says "Mama, where we go today".. because she always wants to be going.. They both have LOVED going to Crossings MDO (Mothers day out).. They get so excited everyday when they know its a school day. They've made sweet little friends, and they love their Teachers.. So I know they are probably ready to go and learn daily.. But I also know they like lounging in the morning while eating pancakes and watching bubble guppies.. And there lies the conundrum.. Trying to figure out what is best for your kids. Man, I feel like we do this the second they are in our bellies, and for the rest of their lives. And you second guess..and you wonder.. and you wait..and you trust That God has provided you good direction and will provide you Wisdom and discernment when it comes to your kids.. and you Pray.. You pray a LOT.

In other news.. WE had a GREAT Easter.. so many Eggs.. so Many Bunnies.. SO. MUCH. CANDY.. lol.. its never ending.. but the girls had a great time. But.. in case you haven't noticed.. My babies.. do NOT look like babies anymore.. and they are about to be FOUR years old!!!

Friday, March 17, 2017

When Life gives you Lemons.. Be one..

 Well.. We are now on day 4 of Potty Training Londyn Lucille.. and I have to be honest.. It hasn't been terrible.. Last night we actually had a successful "Big One" in the potty.. She's actually doing REALLY good.. We are super Proud of her. Its sad that when you turn into a parent these are your 'rewards'.. Big Ones in the Potty.. lol.. Such is life.. I knew Times' they was a changin' two years ago when I was fired up about getting a Vacuum and a Mop for Christmas.. But.. we are on our way, and hopefully this will be the last time I talk about this.. because trust me, I'm sick of it too..

Isn't it funny the things you think will be so easy as a parent.. that turn into like the worst things ever? Now Granted, because I was never around children, I didn't have a LOT of expectations of myself on the parenting scale.. but I did think Potty training would be relatively easy.. I mean why wouldn't it be? Everyone does it.. But its by far been the worst thing.. I thought things like going out to eat would be terrible with twins.. but thankfully my girls have always been pretty great in public.. they mind.. they eat whatever you put in front of them.. and they are polite (usually).. but the Potty Training.. that is the one that kicked me right in the face.. I think it was the worst because just when you think you are at 100%.. Bam.. Pee in the floor.. Sorry for ruining this for you if you haven't gone through it yet.. but trust me when I tell you, Diapers will start looking better and better to you..

Anyway, Moving on.. I feel like I'm so behind on the girls party.. when in reality, I'm not.. but the difference is.. usually by this time I have a whole pile of things that I know I'm going to do.. Well since I'm doing "Twin O Ween".. I bought all the stuff last October and now I can't remember what I have!! Jordan's Aunt Martha also sent some amazing stuff.. and I don't remember what all that is either! So this weekend, Unkie B is coming over and we are going to get a handle on it! This year I designed the Invitations myself, and I'm working on the 'treats' to go with the 'tricks' for the party! I feel confident in saying it will be awesome..although I'm not sure I can ever out do the Michael Jackson party..
We took the girls to the OYE last weekend (Oklahoma Youth Expo).. They had spent the weekend with Gigi & Pa, so we all met at the Stockshow on Sunday. Cross likes watching the cattle show.. Londyn likes running up and down the ramps.. and I like the smell of Wood chips and Manure, so its a win/win for everyone.. I love the Big Cow they have positioned out front, and so do the girls..

This weekend we are getting our Cabinets painted. They are currently "Honey Oak" and Jordan has come up with a color scheme of Grey and White, so the tops will be White, and the Bottom cabinets will be grey. I'm excited to see how it turns out with my Bling Knobs on them! We found the woman who is doing it (Kari) on Facebook Marketplace, so I'll let you guys know how it turns out. She's going to paint the fireplace too, so I think it will really spruce things up!
In Other exciting news, the girls got chosen to be Brand Reps for a fantastic Online Boutique, Tdazzled Too Buy.. The adorable Red/Black outfits they have on in this picture are from there along with a lot of other things.. So If you need really cute clothes (boys and girls) for your kiddo, go ask to join the group, and list BR 47.. that is the girls number, and they will get the credit!  I'll be posting more cute stuff from them in a bit.. I just got some of it in yesterday with "Trolls" on them, so we'll do a photo shoot in a little bit.. 

Went to Hatch OKC last weekend for breakfast.. if you haven't gone there yet.. get there.. You can thank me later. Its fantastic. Also still watching "Nashville" and "This is Us" and bawling.. I read "Big Little Lies" and now I'm watching it on HBO.. that one thankfully does NOT make me cry.. lol.. Also still plugging away with my lipsense biz! Just found out my check this month is going to be enough to send the girls to gymnastics this summer! Score!! If you ever want to try Lipsense, or even join my team, just message me at and I'll give you all the details!! You guys have a great weekend! 

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Hello.... its Me

Well this year already seems like a whirlwind doesn't it? I mean.. January.. then Bam! We are in March..

I've been planning the girls 4th birthday party.. Its going to be "Twin O'Ween".. Halloween in May. My girls LOVE Halloween.. and so do I.. so I thought why not! Parents spend all this money on Halloween costumes that their kids only get to wear ONCE at Halloween.. well now its twice for Twin O' Ween! Cross has been telling everyone her "Giant" and her Bloody Clown are going to be there.. Can't wait to see the parents faces with that.. lol.. As if the Michael Jackson party wasn't out there enough.. now I'm bringing a bloody clown! But.. My kids like unique things, and I'm going only encourage that..

We've been doing big things.. We all went to Western Oklahoma last weekend and had a big time.. It was literally packed with something to do every second that we were out there.. We Stayed with Gigi and  Pa.. Here's just some of the things the girls did while out there.. They fed Kris & Woody (Donkey and Mini Horse) we helped get the chicken Coop Ready.. we rode the 4 wheelers.. we visited Pops and Grammy.. and at their house we played in the playroom.. ate at the red barn.. played with Frank the Cat, and Lilly the bunny... They got into the Fort.. Drove their cars outside.. Played on the swing.. Watched Shrek.. Drove the Tractor.. Went to a chicken farmer and picked out Chickens.. then brought chicken home.. We had a real cattle drive..

I mean yeah.. its literally never ending. And that was just 2 days. Needless to say.. when Jordan and I get home we are exhausted. But...... not the girls! They are still going going going.. I swear if I put fitbits on them they would track like 300,000 steps.

In other news.. Jordan's new job is going well, and my job is going well. I've really enjoyed the Lipsense Side business. It is allowing me to put back some money for the girls school in the fall, and its allowing me to have extra spending money for more of the girls clothes!!! haha! I know.. I can't help myself! The other fun thign, for me, is its allowed me to be creative again. I do stupid videos in my facebook group, or dubsmashes, or Snap Chat Pics.. Its just fun to be able to interact and entertain again,.. So.. If you haven't ever visited my lipsense page, its called Talkin Smack with Shep, so come on over..

The girls are doing awesome. They love going to Crossings Twice a week and they really are just happy girls. We have successfully (so far, knock on wood) avoided all the sickness that has been going around non-stop. I've been so blessed in that department.. the girls and I seem to really stay healthy.. I mean I don't even know the name of our pediatrician, because we only have to see her once a year for well baby visits.

I do have a bunk foot right now.. I swear its because I'm starting Orange Theory on the 15th.. I think my body is frightened.. and it probably should be honestly. Its a workout that burns 1000 calories an hour and continues to burn after that. I know its going to be hard.. and I'm probably going to cry.. and then cuss.. and then cry again.. but I'm excited to just do something.. but I have to get my foot in shape, so I'm going to see the Foot Dr on Friday..

Cross still loves Michael Jackson and all things Sparkle. They both love Frozen, Trolls, and the Grinch. Londyn loves kitty cats.. Cross still loves Owls. She didn't want any chickens she told us.. she wanted Owls. She's been watching that Owl cam.. and she loves that! I love it too.. the Owls are such a neat bird. Even though you guys know.. birds and I are weird.. Lots of weird stuff with me and birds.. so there's that. They talk and play non stop.. they say hilarious things.. Cross says "Pofe Office" for Post office. Londyn says Cinderelly for Cinderella.. They both enjoy each other, and love playing together now.. they still fight, and sometimes they rare back and slap each other.. which is NOT ideal.. but its a relationship.. and all relationships have moments where we want to slap each other in the face.. its just more frowned upon as an adult.. lol.. But they are very very different little people and its so much fun to watch them.

I sold their Cribs to a friend I met on Facebook. She's having twins, and is 16 weeks along. I tried to prepare her for whats about to happen.. but I don't think you ever really can. There is just NOTHING like being a mom of twins. NOTHING. Its so freakin Scary sometimes! It has moments of being exhausting, and moments of exhilaration.. its never perfect, and its never #perfection or #magic (because you know I'm not ever going to be a cherry pie that can write that).. but sometimes it is #hilarious #twinning #sweetmoment #sisters. Its just trying to raise good little people. That are respectful, smart,, kind, and curious.. without taking away their unique greatness. #parenting

I'm still leading a small group at church.. still trying to do my hospice visits every two weeks.. Still doing my flower delivery at church, and going to Sunday School.. Still trying to take the girls and the dogs to the nursing homes so that we can all count our blessings. I don't have a lot of extra time, but I've learned that You make times for things you want to make time for. Its one of the most obnoxious things in the world when I hear "I'm just so busy.. I didn't have time".. You do. You make time for things that are important to you. You text people back that you care about talking to.. you go to dinner with those you want to hang out with.. You call and chat with those you want to see.. its not a time issue, its a decision issue. You decide whats important and then you make it a priority.. So with that said.. Figure out your priorities, because this year is flying by, so don't miss out on the Joy!

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

New Years REALsolutions

OH my gosh. . I get sick of hearing about New Years Resolutions.. Mainly because I never keep them.. So I quit making them.. However, I have decided on something worth doing.. my New Years Real-solutions.. These are things that I'm going to KEEP doing, 1) because I like them 2) because I know these things are good for me.. and 3) Because its something I can actually keep. Plus, I think its better to celebrate what we are able to do, instead of what we can't keep up with!

So here we go..
Plus, I want everyone to know. I love My God. We have an amazing relationship, and I speak with him daily.. I visit him in Church.. and I want you to know, that if God can love me, (doing all the ridiculous stuff that I do)  He can also love you! So don't let any of the things you do, or don't do... Keep you from having that relationship! Ok.. onto my Realsolutions..

1) Loving Glitter and Bling.. Yes, yes.. I know.. I've heard the saying "Glitter is like Herpes".. Just stop it. I love Glitter.. Glitter lipstick (my lipsense glitter gloss) glitter hair bows.. glitter pants for the girls.. Glitter paper.. I just love it. I also love bling, even better, bling that looks like glitter.. I like sparkly fun, shiny things.. Crosslee does too, and I let her like it. In fact.. I LOVE that she loves it! Her Michael Jackson party was laced with all things glitter.. and it was fantastic! Oh, and big, gaudy jewelry with fake gems? YUP. I love that too!

2) Big Hair.. Yes.. I know that "Jackin your hair to Jesus" may have went out in the 80's.. guess what? I DON'T CARE.. I like my hair set on lovely hot rollers, and then I like it to be big.. I don't like flat hair on me. I've had a million people try to get me to change my mind. Tell me "Straight hair is in" I don't care. I'm not doing it. My hair looks good like this..This also includes my super tall mom bun.. Yup, its still happening. Err'Day..  MJ likes it.. My mama likes it.. and I like it.. so its happening. Sorry, not sorry.

3) Going to bed at 8:30.. I could lie here and tell you that because I'm a twin mom I have to go to bed at 8:30 because I'm exhausted.. but if I'm being honest, I was in bed by 9 most of my life.. Yes, my life is a bit more tiring these days with two 3 year old toddlers.. but I was lame before I had children, and I'll continue to be lame now. However, I like being in bed by 9. I'm a morning person, so it makes it easier to rise and shine by 5:30am each morning!

4) Drinking Wine.. Yup. Not apologizing for this one either.. I like a good glass of wine (or two) in the evenings. I drink it at my house.. I am not a drunk.. I do not drive..I do not endanger people.. I'm responsible.. So I'm not going to feel guilty about this. I work hard and if I want a glass of wine in the evening.. or at a party.. or at dinner. I'm going to have one. I mean as a mom we've all heard the expression "Oh will drive me to drinking".. yes, sometimes that is true..

5)  Creative Cussing. Sorry.. I may have offended you there.. but I like cussing. You should know.. I never cuss AT people.. or in front of people who don't like Cussings.. or where cussing is not appropriate. I like to call this cussing "Creative Cussing".. Like ways to describe things.. Or when you stub your toe or hit your head and you curse to make yourself feel better. I never use Curse words in a way to disparage someone, be mean, or anything like that.. I Just like to be creative with my wide variety of my vernacular sayings! Its a creative outlet for me!

6) Not dressing my girls like twins.. Ok.. I get it, I have twins.. thats awesome.. and magical.. Yes, yes it is.. but have you seen them? They are certainly NOT identical.. and they do not have the same taste in clothes, or the same opinions about pretty much anything known to man.. So while I get it, its cute to dress twins alike.. mine don't really go for that.. and I never really have either. Most people can't even tell they are sisters! Sure.. sometimes they want to wear the same things.. but that is like a 1 out of 50 time! (Like when they both want to wear Princess clothes because Princesses and Mermaids are where its at right now!)They came out of the womb two little separate people with completely different looks, and completely different personalities, so if they don't want to dress alike.. I'm completely ok with it!

So there you have it.. I plan on doing a videoblog of these shortly.. I got a GOPRO for Christmas, and I'm super excited to get it started.. but I haven't had time to get it all setup yet.. so that is fourth-coming.. But I just don't want people to feel like you have to be 'this' or 'that' to get it right.. we are all working hard to get it right in different ways all the time! We screw things up.. we get back on track.. we do things great! We celebrate that!! In this little round of life, we have to do what we can do to survive, and be great.. So whatever that is for you.. make it your own.. embrace it.. don't worry about going against the grain, or not fitting in with everyone else.. Don't worry about someone else's unrealistic expectations for you! Just do you, and do it well!!I've realized that when I'm the happiest.. its just BEING ME.. Weird..OL.. ME.. Because you know what? That is who God Created me to be.. ME.. Not anyone else, and he loves Me.. Just like I am. Will I always try to be better? For sure.. But even when I fail, I know I can get back up.. and move onto the next!

In other news.. Jordan got a new Job! So thankful for that! He started last Thursday and its going really great...We had an amazing Christmas.. the girls loved every single second of it.. Its making me a little sad that this year they will turn 4.. I have truly enjoyed them being 3. Its been a fun, entertaining year. They do and say something different everyday that makes us laugh. They are also pretty good kids!  I feel like the time is flying by in their little lives, and I recently had a friend Recommend a book to me that is really great.. Its called "Don't Miss it"..  And here are a few of my favorite little pages from the book so far..

People always say "The Days are Long, but the Years are short" and that is very true.. I only have 365 days of my girls as 3 year olds.. and after that they will be 4 year olds, and I'll never get to know them again as a 3 year old. So even though sometimes its hard, and I'm struggling, I've always tried to make the most of every day that I have with them..

Hope everyone had a good Christmas and Happy New Year! Here's to being Real, and Present in 2017!

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Christmas Time is here!

Oh Man. This really is the most wonderful time of the Year! The Girls are so much fun this Christmas Season. Everything is new, magical.. and awesome! They love all the Lights, They love the Tree's, they Love Santa and all the Creatures.. and of course.. they Love Presents! I think they will be sad when they open them all just because they will lose the excitement that has gone along with WANTING to open them..They love Watching the Grinch (Shocker)

We have done so many fun things with them this season.. Gigi and Pa took them on the Polar Express Train ride with Santa in Elk City.. we went to the Mall to see Santa.. We went to the Live Nativity at Crossings where the girls decorated Sugar cookies, Visited the Animals, and heard the Christmas Story while singing Songs.. it was so great. Our Church is just incredible.. The week before I went to a Women's Pinterest Event and they went ALL out.. I mean we had an incredible Breakfast Brunch served on fancy plates, an awesome speaker, and then did an amazingly easy Craft. It was a GOOD time. I'm so proud of my church! We went to look AT Christmas Lights and they loved that. They are just really excited about every aspect of it. Everything is brand new, and they are soaking in every moment of it!

Plus, can I talk about Christmas Outfits? CAN I.. Yes, I love dressing the girls in super cute Christmas stuff too.. so we have had several photo shoots with cute stuff on.. The only downer of our Christmas Holiday Season was that Jordan lost his job 3 days before Thanksgiving.. so that was NOT great. Its been an uphill battle dealing with his Company, but we know that God is good, and will provide for us. We have amazing family, church family and small group, along with great friends around us who have been more than helpful, bringing us supper, bottles of wine and Dr. Pepper for Jordan, and just overall trying to help in any way they can, so that is a great blessing. I know he will land on his feet quickly, but its stressful. Through Trials comes Grace, and I know he will end up in a job where he needs to be. Thankfully I'm blessed to still have my job. I love my Bosses, my company, and my co-workers, so that is also a blessing.

Hope you guys have a great Holiday!!! Excited for 2017! PS, if you would like to join us for a Christmas Eve Service, I'd love to have you at Crossings! Its beautiful!

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Thanksgiving & Halloween Magic

Man. This year is FLYING by.. its ridiculous. First off.. Halloween was awesome. I am not sure you could have any more fun than a 3 year old does at Halloween. Everything is an exciting, magical, awesome moment. From getting people to just hand you free Candy.. to walking around dressed as an Octopus and people hi-fiving you for it.. So yeah, its pretty much the best. They would squeal and cheer anytime someone gave them ONE piece of Candy.. yelling "LOOK WHAT I GOT MAMA!!".. I mean.. they LOVED it. Cross had made friends (again, because she remembered him from last year) with our Neighbors Bloody Clown Halloween Decoration.. Look at her joyful face with him..

Each day she would run over and talk to him and the other scary things hanging at their house. She and Londyn both loved him. They loved all of them really..They got to trick or treat in our Neighborhood for a bit, and then we went to visit Friends in Quail Creek, and they loved that too. I asked Londyn like 40 times to be something other than an Octopus, but that is what she chose.. she LOVED him.. They have both always loved Creepy stuff, especially Cross, and nothing has changed there.. So Halloween was her favorite thing.. I mean Every piece and part of it.. EXCEPT.. the part where it ended.. and my neighbors took down the bloody clown..

This was the Sadness, and crying episode after Cross realized my neighbors had taken her friend, "Bloody Clown" Down for the next year and put him into the garage. She is still upset about this if you ask her.. so don't..

We took them to several Pumpkin Patches, and also to Storybook Forest again this year. It was super cute and creative and they loved it all. They are really into Princess stuff right now, so they loved Storybook Forest, because Snow white was there, Rapunzel, the Lady in the Shoe, Mike Wazowski from Monsters INC.. I mean it was a fun time.. So they loved the whole Holiday season this year and it was so much fun watching them love something I've loved all my life too! I mean.. hey, I'm kinda creepy.. Don't judge. Londyn Lucille carried around a Skeleton for a week.. We loved the Crossings Fall Carnival, that was a blast.. I mean honestly, we just did a bunch of awesome Halloween things!

Then we moved onto the Thanksgiving Time, and its been flying by too. We had a great Holiday. We went out to the farm where the girls have been busy doing their 'chores'.. We have a Sweet Bull out there that loves it when they come to Gigi's house, because they get on their "4-wheeler" and go back and fourth to the barn getting food and feeding the bull each day. They have finally figured out how to drive it (Cille does not drive, she only likes to ride) and they ride it all over the farm, following Pa into the cow lots to help. 

We took LOTS of Family Pics.. with both Jordan's side, and Mine.. and they all turned out super cute too.. Here's a few of them.. Tammy Hall Photography took them for us. She's awesome. 

We had a Great Thanksgiving! We went to Hobart, and also to Canute. All the Cousins got to play together! The Girls are still warming up to the idea of their baby Cousins (Jett & Harper).. but as long as I don't hold them, they are fine. If I hold them the world quickly comes crashing down with sobbing, sadness, and drear. Its a lot of fun watching all of them run wild and play. They are all at a fun stage right now. We are very blessed to have Good families around us.

The girls Love going to MDO at Crossings.. they talk non stop about their teachers and their new friends. That has really been a blessing for us.. OH! OH!!  HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN TO TELL YOU THIS!!.. Cross is.. wait for it.. POTTY TRAINED!!  It finally happened about 3 weeks ago.. I had taken off a Friday to have a long weekend and she just told me every time she wanted to go.. No more Poop. Praise the Lord.. but don't get too excited.. Londyn could still care less.. so I'm 50/50.. Hey, I'll take what I can get at this point!!!

So as we approach The Christmas Season, we are very grateful. We love our Church so much, and our Family, and our Small group family. I'm so excited for Christmas this year with the girls. We brought back the Elf, Eliza.. This year she hides when the girls go to sleep and they wake up to find her.. but she tells them about Jesus when they find her. Just a sweet, quick, little verse, but its something they look forward to each morning. They also love Their Nativity scene with the baby Jesus, and Their Donkey, Kris, and Pony, Woody, have somehow made it into the story..Each Night we Read "The Birth of Jesuse" and  For those of you who didn't know.. Kris is actually the Donkey that carried Mary to Bethlehem, and Kris actually found the stable for them to lay in.. and Kris also laid by them, along with Woody, and the Bull from the farm, to keep them warm.. So just in case you missed that chapter in the bible about Kris & Woody, there you go.. lol..
Hope you guys had an Awesome Thanksgiving and Halloween! Christmas is just around the Corner! And maybe.. so is Londyn being potty trained! But don't get your hopes up! XXOO..

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Its hard to be cool..

Well Kids.. A Minivan Happened last weekend.. a Toyota Sienna. I had heard the Pro's and Con's.. and I really decided a long time ago that it was probably something we needed.. Saying this made me think of the Oak Ridge Boys song.. Enjoy..

Now, I hear some moms saying "Oh KC.. I swore I would never buy a minivan! "Oh KC.. get an SUV! They have just as much room!" "OH KC Minivans are not cool!".. Right. I hear you. But let me tell you something.. When you become a parent, you do a lot of UNCOOL stuff.. Like wiping Butts. Is that cool? No. No its not. Is lifting your kid up to smell their butt to see if they pooped cool? NOPE. Its not. Is saying out loud "Please don't eat the dog food" cool? No.. so for all of you that still think you are 'cool'.. This is going to be heartbreaking for you to hear.. but Alas. You are not.

Once you enter the realm of parenting, "COOL" goes out the Window.. Now hey, you might regain some cool points later, but you will never be full on cool again. You know why? Because your kids wont' let you.. and even if you are kickin it, thinking you are cool.. Most likely your kids do not think you are. Cross said to me this morning "Daddy is more funny than you".. so see.. there's that.

So. Don't judge my mini van. Her name is Dolly.

Speaking of things that aren't cool.. The Girls are still not Potty trained. And.. not only are they NOT potty trained, they really show no signs of ever wanting to BE potty trained. I remember, before I was a mom (You know, when I was cool) I thought.. Oh, if I have kids, we will save so much money by quitting diapers at 18 months. HAHAHAHAA! Jokes on me. Yup. Dangit. Cross is the closest of the two.. She will wake up in the morning, tell me she is going to wear her big girl Panties.. Tell me that she is going to Poop in the potty.. And then, by the time I've driven to work.. Poops her pants. So yay. Parenting Win. As for Londyn.. Yeah, Good luck.

Everyone has given me so much 'advice' that I'm ready to trach Chop them.. "It has to be her idea! She's still so young! You can't make her! No one goes to Kindergarten Pooping their pants! Hmm.. Well.. when I look at my VERY Unique children.. this last one doesn't do much for me.. I mean I have children that think Bloody Clowns are their besties, and sing Disturb's Sound of Silence, followed by It is well with my soul. So yeah, I certainly get that they are not 'the norm'.. So then I think.. Well.. Maybe I do have the only children that ARE going to go to Kindergarten Pooping their pants.. Add more cool points to me! I mean.. look at them..
The Good news is.. I really don't care that much about being cool anymore. I feel like with my 13 years on the radio.. I did REALLY cool stuff a lot of the time.. So now its time for a bit of lame-ness. And I'm pretty Ok with that. Because.. right now, The girls still do think I'm cool.. I'm sure there will come a time (in the  near future) when they don't.. But right now I literally make magic happen by cracking an egg, and Showing them how to make Rice Krispy Treats.. So I'll take it while I can! 
PS, My Minivan Doors Open with a press of a button. I have a sweet Sound System and Blue Tooth.. What more could I want!