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Friday, March 21, 2014

Swimming in Paradise


 Well here we are.. Girls are almost 10 months old now. We signed them up for Aquatots and we start tomorrow. I'm not sure what all they will be learning, but they will love it because they LOVE the water, so MJ and I are pretty excited to take them. Everyone always says "Are they always that happy".. yes, they really usually are.. even through teething and having a minor cold..They are always smiling.


 Yesterday we took them to the Park and let them swing. They thought that was a good time. We won't be able to take them anywhere this weekend because the weather is going to suck again. Isn't it supposed to be spring?? Geez..

 We took the girls to the farm a couple of weeks ago to visit everyone. Cross got to per her first Cow. She was pretty excited about this. LL isn't sure. She's pretty girlie, so standing in a cow lot with her socks on and pretty skirt might not have been so appealing to her.

Our New Nanny started, Leslie, and she's doing great. This is her 2nd week and she's got the hang of it. The girls are happy to see her when she arrives. We are so thankful we found her.


Crosslee is finally sleeping through the night.. LL.. Not so much. Blargh. She usually gets up at least once.. They still have been going to bed pretty early. I thought that might change with daylight savings time, but they are ready for baths around 5:30, and ready for bed around 6:30.. They are eating anything and everything. They LOVE food. I'm so glad we went the Baby led Weaning route because they so enjoy EATING and not just having a spoon full of baby food crammed in their mouth. Blueberries are one of their fav's, and we took them to Del Taco the other night where the dominated some taco meat. They both only have 2 teeth, but so far that isn't stopping them from sampling all kinds of great stuff! I'm hoping that by doing it this way they aren't picky.. because ain't nobody got time for that.

Everything else is going well.. Job is good. Still can't believe its been 4 years since I've been off the radio. Wow. I still think I'm supposed to be on the radio, so maybe I'll start a LOVES Radio station..I'm already thinking about it.. So we'll see where that goes. I have sucked when it comes to putting a Podcast on..with the girls I just literally have NO time to do it, and the time I do have is spent sleeping, or cleaning..blargh. Life of a twin mom!!

MJ and I are still loving our church.. our Sunday School, and our small group. That church offers so many things to so many people. I do the flower delivery once a month and last month someone had sent a thank you note about it.. Really cool deal. I miss getting to go on my therapy visits with the dogs, but I just don't have time to fit that in right now. I'm hoping to get Banks therapy certified too, so they can all go.. but right now I just have too much other magical things going on.. But I'll get back to it eventually! Have a great weekend!





Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Who is Sick of this Weather? (Raises Hand)

I cannot believe this crap weather we keep having. It really puts a bind in everything.. I wasn't able to go to work again yesterday because Lapoppins couldn't get out of her addition.. I can't take the dogs on a walk because we could all break our limbs.. I can't take the girls outside for sun.. because there is none.. We keep missing church..because its so awful that they keep having to cancel it.. We basically can't leave the house because we don't want to drive with the girls when there is ice on the roads.. so yes, Its just a RUINER all together..Stupid Groundhog..

I have no idea how people who have children and work do this.. I mean it seems like OKC schools have been OUT more than they have been in! As a working mom I can't imagine how these parents have to take off every single day the kids are out of school and are able to keep their jobs.. I hope the weather is more cooperative as the girls get older.. Thankfully I have a nanny and don't have to worry about the daycare closing and all that mess.. Speaking of nannies.. This is Lapoppins last week with us. She is leaving to go take care of her granddaughter now.. We will miss her, But never fear, we have found a new one! She's awesome and we are super excited to Welcome Leslie into our house.. I'm not sure what her funny, nanny name will be, so I'll report back on that..

 In other news the girls had their dedication at Crossings a few weeks ago. It was so great! All of our families were there to support us, and the girls. So nice to have everyone there, getting along, and being a giant family. We so appreciate that. Plus we love our church, and love sharing it with people. The girls were decked out in Pink tutu dresses, and our Sunday school class even snuck down and cheered for them as well when their names were called. Awesome.

The Girls also had their 9 month checkups. Everything looked perfect. Cross weighs 21lbs, LL weighs 19 pounds..both happy, healthy and doing great. No shots this time, so they liked that even better! They are getting heavy and dragging around those car seats makes me want to spit. They are so heavy.. ugh. We have bought the Convertible ones, but MJ has not installed them yet, but hopefully by this weekend.


We have ended up with another dog. Her name is Banks.. You all might remember that after Jordan and I got married he wanted a big dog to offset the fact that I had two little foo foo dogs that sometimes wore dresses.. So we got a Newfoundland named Dafnee.. However, she ended up hating Oklahoma, and was NOT how the breed was supposed to be (lazy, sweet, etc).. and was hyper and cried all the time.. So we gave her back.. So he has wanted a big dog since then.. Well my co-worker had a year old Goldendoodle named Banks that he was having to keep locked up a good portion of the day..and she was chewing up all his stuff and bored out of her mind.. so we took her. She's awesome and Jordan loves her. I'm going to get her therapy certified soon too. She's very smart and she's like a giant

Nanny to the girls..they love her! She is a gentle Giant..

 We also got the storm shelter installed. We did the kind in the backyard and they put the door under our Patio so it worked out quite nicely. They are still like giant Tombs to me, so I hope we never have to get in there.. but I'm glad we have it.. Last year we had the May 20 tornadoes the week BEFORE the girls were born, and then the Yukon Tornado's the week AFTER they were born so we actually had to run from the storms.. It was a pain, and I'm glad we won't be doing that again.

If  Winter is any indication of how terrible Spring/Summer is going to be, I'm thinking it will come in quite handy. Ophelia Optima is in the shop getting fixed from the 86 year old woman smashing her up... So I'm cruising in a Tahoe..Its pretty great because it has heated seats.. and who doesn't want a warm hiney during all this crap weather?!? Right! We are going to the farm this weekend to visit my family. Hopefully it will be a bit nicer..

We had a fun weekend. We took the girls to MJ's dad while we went and watched the new Liam Neeson movie "Non Stop".. it was kinda like watching "Taken" except it was on an airplane. We went to the Warren, so I got to have real butter on the popcorn which is legit. Love that. It was a good movie.. Liam doesn't do too many bad movies (Except "The Grey" was pretty awful) and it was nice for us to get out and run around.. The girls had fun, although they never took a nap.. just played the whole time, so then when we get them back they are like little crazies.(Isn't that what grandparents are for?! lol) .But they went to bed early and slept good, so thats all we can ask!

I already have some stuff for the girls 1st bday.. Pretty excited about this. Its going to be ridiculous, because thats how I roll. We are having it at our house and inviting the whole family over. Should be a good time!! Hope you are all staying warm!!
K

Monday, October 28, 2013

Blah Blah Blah..



So recently I was over at a friends house for a playdate and Thomas the Train was on.. Has anyone else thought these were creepy cartoons? What happened to the good ol days of Looney Tunes and Foghorn Leghorn? Thomas the Train and his creepy friends are bizarre..Yet the kids seem to love it.I mean what it says to me is "High, I'm a talking train, and I'm about to run over you, thanks for your consideration"... I also put on one of those Baby Einstein videos for the girls the other day.. Also bizarre. It consisted of giant costumed characters dancing around and singing songs.. This was quite boring and ridiculous to me, but Cross & LL seemed to enjoy it.. so go figure. Don't you wonder what babies are thinking when we are all gooing and gawing over them.. Cross with her 'judgement' look is pretty easy to read.. LL is easily entertained by my idiotic faces.. They are growing growing, now 5 MONTHS OLD!

So I have a job coach now.. Its pretty cool.. I also have a resume coach which is also cool, but also makes you think "Wow, I'm an idiot that can't put together a resume'" so there's that.. I think both of them will help me in my job search.. What do I want to do? Who knows.. I mean yes, its always going to be radio, but you know as well as I do, that radio jobs are few and far between, and they don't pay much money.. Why pay money when you can be paid with George Straight and Keith Urban tickets?? Am I right!! Am I right!! lol.. Well yes, but now with families and those dreaded... RESPONSIBILITIES (sigh) I probably have to get a real job.. We'll see what God has planned.

This past weekend MJ and I went to CafĂ© 501.. Was the food good? Yes.. But what about the Dessert? HOLY MOLY.. I think we spent more on that! We had a caramel salted bar, pecan bars, MJ had pecan pie (I'm not a fan of this, I know, I know, go ahead and judge me) Carrot cake, and bread pudding.. We brought some of this back to mom, who was babysitting the girls at the time, but darn it! She left it there.. OH NO~! I couldn't let it go to waste now could I? No.. so I ate it.. MM MM delish!

I also got out the girls Christening gowns.. To Christen them? NO, we aren't catholic.. So why have the gowns? Who knows.. Maybe my mom liked them? Yeah, that sounds about right.. but look how cute they were.. We also took them to visit Dr. Cox at my dental appointment the other day.. The office gals had been asking me to see them, and I had to oblige.. they had a great time, and Man, do I love those folks!!!


We also took the girls to Pumpkinville at the Botanical Gardens.. It was really cute. They had a bunch of stuff for kids to do.. but my whole purpose was to pose my girls in as many places as I could in cow costumes.. duh. So here are some of those pics.. They had a "Mother Nature" walking around with treetrunk legs.. she wasn't that pleasant to talk too.. but if you have lived here in Oklahoma long you already know that Mother Nature can be a *Witch* if you know what I mean.. Tornadoes..hail.. roof ruining winds, etc..

I think for Halloween we are going to meet up with a few of our friends and go to Northpark mall to let the girls trick or treat.. (which means I walk them around in Cow costumes while people go ooshy booshy at them).. But we are also going to stop by Laura & Terry's house, and let them ooshy booshy them too.. at this age, Ooshy booshy is where its at..

Crosslee is already insanely independent.. She's my mini me.. she tries to feed herself, stand up, hold her bottle, and do everything on her own..I've told her she's still a baby.. she doesn't listen. Londyn is my squishy squish.. she likes being a baby, and I like to squeeze her.. They had a playdate with their friend Jude (he's 3 days older than them) and my good friend Jen's baby.. they had a good time, and Cross didn't smash him, so he might get to come over again!


Today my friend Ellen stopped by to visit the girls. Her husband, Dick Johnson was my all time favorite co-host.. He passed away a few years ago, but I always love seeing Ellen, and the girls did too.

I'm going to start back on my flower delivery volunteering that I do at the church.. I like doing that. I usually take Miss Payslee Shih-Tzu along so she can help brighten days. We are also back at therapy visits and she is happy to be there..The Flower delivery is through my church, Crossings, and we take flowers to those who need a special little pick me up because they are sick, had sick family, feel sad, etc.. They are always happy to see us, and its a good feeling to make someone else feel better.. I especially need that now, because some days, I feel down in the dumps about the job situation.. but I have to remember, that my problems are not nearly as bad as others, and I'm truly, truly blessed each day I wake up!

“If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.”
― Regina Brett




Friday, October 18, 2013

Is it just me.. or......

 
Is it just me,  or do I keep losing my job every 3 years?? No, its obviously not just me, because there were 640 others that went with me, but man.. Its such a blow to not only your paycheck, but to your ego.. You can't help but get your feelings hurt when someone says "You are no longer needed, bye".. So I'm feeling that lately.. Plus, I'm like the most loyal employee known to man, so I take it especially hard when it happens.. BUT.. When one door closes, another door opens, and I have to remember that God's plans are always better executed, and cooler than mine.. so I have to just be patient and see what he has in store for me..

I talked to a contracting company today and they think with my rare background and skillset they will be able to place me in a good gig pretty easily, so lets keep our fingers crossed on that one.

I do appreciate everyone who has reached out to me, and if you know of a job you think I would be good at, email me at kcsheperd@aol.com. Basically I get things done, and track down stuff for people.. I do crummy things that people don't want to mess with, and I'm good in IT.. so if you know of anything like that, hit me up..

On a better note, we took the girls to Gigi & Papa's last weekend to visit.. They had a good time and we got some super cute pics of them in a wagon with their pumpkin suits on.. We tried putting them in their cow costumes on the hay, but found out that hay is stabby and rude, and babies don't like to be stabbed by hay.. so there you go. The pics turned out so cute.. They are jolly little cows, and pumpkins.

They have also been much better in the church nursery. They go in there and have a pretty good time.. they are slobbering fools, so they might start teething soon. Crosslee is also over sleeping.. she's never slept through the night, but she used to only get up 2 times/night..and now its like 6-7 which is literally AGING my face.. I mean seriously.. I'm pretty good with little sleep.. but no sleep is pretty sucktastic..

I talked to her pediatrician and she made a few suggestions, but the biggest one was that its probably a habit (she wants a bottle 4 times in the night) and I was going to have to work on "Ferberizing" her.. yeah yeah.. You talk to her about that.. blargh.. We just talked to the Pedi again though, and she said its behavioral, and to try to get her to NOT use the bottle as a soothing mechanism.. Well, we shall start this as night 2.. So far its Cross-1, ME-0..
 
I'm still working on getting the Podcast up and going.. the whole losing my job thing threw me off, but I'm still going to make it happen. I plan on starting out doing a 30 minute podcast, and then if it goes well, maybe we'll do an hour/week.. we'll see..

So My mom found a ridiculous app that lets you put mouth/voices on pictures.. Here's some examples of what she did with these cute pics..(see below)

So.. America Horror story is back.. are you watching it? Its creepy.. Love it.. MJ and I went and watched "Carrie" today.. it was good, but not as good as the original.. My awesome friend Chantry is in "The Full Monty" at Sooner Theatre in Norman, we are going to watch him next weekend.. I've always loved watching him in his element!

We are headed to Norman tomorrow to watch the OSU game with Jordan's dad.. When we go there I always love to visit the little "Too Cute Bowtique" shop.. good grief, that could be the death of me.. That place has the CUTEST girl stuff ever! Tutu's, bling necklaces, and glitter shirts with bows! What more could you really ask for!! I got the girls OSU bling there last time..so cute. Maybe they will wear it tomorrow for the game.. could be adorable!! Thanks to everyone for the well wishes on the job hunt, and for keeping me in your prayers. I'm blessed beyond belief with a great support system, great friends, great family, and an awesome church.. I know that something is just around the corner for me..until then, I'll enjoy spending time with these nuggets!
Too much? Of course.. But hilariously weird and funny.. I think so!!
XXOO--KC



Friday, October 4, 2013

Tell me something good..

So.. I'm happy to have found another radio show to listen too.. When Kidd Kraddick died, I tried to give that show a go, but man, its pretty terrible without him, so I had to find something else.. Enter the Bobby Bones Show on 101.9 The Twister.. ITs out of Nashville, so not Local, but its pretty good.. Each day he has this feature called "Tell me something good" in which they share good news.. I like it.. I'm also pretty pumped about the new "Hank FM" radio station.. ITs classic country, and its actually GOOD Classic country! I heard me a little Tanya Tucker, and they play the Oak Ridge Boys, so I'm in!!

 We had a great time at the farm last weekend.. Crosslee loves outside and Londyn loves the hot tub, so its a win-win! The weather has been so nice. I think I'm going to get out the girls Halloween outfits this weekend and see how that works.. They are going as little holstein cows. Sawyer has a matching costume with them. I'm thinking this could be a huge cuteness opportunity, so we'll see if they cooperate.

 We are taking the girls to see MJ's dad & step mom this weekend. They offered to watch the girls for a few hours while we go to the movie, or shop around.. Not sure what we will do with this magical free time, but I'm thinking we will find something!! I want to see the movie "Rush".. with Chris Helmsworth.. the guy who played Thor.. MJ is not excited about this, which I find shocking, because its about cars that drive fast, which is something he is usually into big time. We may just go get Jordan some more work clothes.. For those who don't know, at the end of August MJ left his job at the FAA and went to work for Aubrey's new company, American Energy Partners. He LOVES It.. and being that the Goverment is on hold right now, its a huge blessing! I knew he would love it.. and he is doing awesome over there, but he has had to kick the dress code up a notch, so we need to get him some more dress clothes.

 The girls had their shots on Tuesday. They are both doing awesome. Cross is almost 15 pounds now! They are 4 months old now, and L weighs 13.7. Remember in the womb, L was always bigger, so Cross is making up for lost time. They are both pretty fun right now. They laugh out loud..especially when my mom tickles them. Cross is very ticklish and she laughs all the time. Thankfully she is through with her rage issues for the most part. They took the shots pretty good.. Our Peditrician said it was time for Miss Cross to start eating cereal because she is not getting full at night.. So as a result I get up with her 3-5 times in the night and she wants a bottle.. So we may try that this weekend too.. I got them some high chairs yesterday and Cross likes it.. She likes to sit in there and play.

They are becoming more playful now. Lapoppins takes them outside in their exersaucer and bouncer to play and they love watching things outside. This fallish weather has been so nice. Tonight we are supposed to go to a Church Social.. and we'll see if the girls will cooperate. Its so hard for us to do things in the evening because they have a pretty good evening schedule.. If we get off that, we usually pay the price!


 Pretty excited about Fall TV.. American Horror story starts this week.. The Coven.. Should be creepy and good.. Also been watching that new show "The Black List".. its very good.. and then Grey's finally came back on! I'll be honest, most of these are watched on DVR when we get a spare minute, but I do still love me some TV.

I've decided I'm going to start doing a Podcast.. Not sure exactly how its going to play out, but I'll update with details when it gets a little closer to happening. There's just too much stupid stuff that happens to me for me not to share it with you guys! More to come...



Thursday, September 12, 2013

What does the Fox Say


Well I have officially become obsessed with "What does the Fox Say".. its ridiculous, and it gets stuck in my head.. and when people ask me questions I find myself compelled to say "What does the Fox say?" in a serious tone, which in turn makes them think I'm bizarre.. So there you have it. If you haven't heard it yet, here you go.. You're Welcome..


So the girls are good. I can safely say that we like them much more now at 3 months.. they are really becoming fun. Crosslee is a mess. She makes me laugh with her ornery smile. If she is sitting in her bouncer and you reach down to get her, she immediately starts smiling and laughing like 'Ha ha! I won, you are picking me up!".. And then Londyn.. Sweet sweet girl.. When she wakes up in the morning and see's your face she immediately smiles and turns her face to the left like she is being bashful.. but its so cute. She and Cross are starting to notice each other more now and kinda stare at each other like "Hey.. You look familiar".. lol..

Crosslee is getting close to rolling over. She turns all the way on her side. Londyn is not really interested in that right now, but they both still love being in the water, and love to kick their feet in the big bathtub. They can hold their heads up now, so they aren't all weird and bobbly anymore, which is nice. I went to the Just between Friends sale the other day and got some fabulous stuff!! Yes, I'm still cloth diapering.. My nanny is amazing, and has been a huge help. I know, go ahead and laugh, but its actually going really well.. those diapers are SO cute. These are some of my fav's.. they are called Daddy's diapers.. LOVE the ruffle butts! I mean seriously.. we've come a long way from clothes pins.. these are Adorable.. I also love the bum genius ones, the fuzzibunz, and the thirsties.. If you want to know more about them, the folks at the Green Bambino are legit.. Call them.



The dog babes are good too.. except for Sawyer crying when the babies cry. ANNOYING. I love that puffed guy, but when I already have a baby crying, I don't need a shih-tzu to add to the mix. And he cries like you have cut off his paw.. He hangs his head and makes sad cry sounds until the baby quits crying. He mostly does it when Londyn cries, but sometimes when Cross does.. Then he gets Payslee crying and its a freakin madhouse.. so I'm trying to train him to stop doing that. Cross successfully stayed in the nursery last week! She didn't get kicked out.. I think I made it a challegnge for the nursery workers by saying "Well.. this one has been thrown outta here before" because the lady was like "What? Not this Baby.. Not on my watch".. like it was some sort of right of passage.. So she stayed there, and when I came to get her she was happily sitting in someone's lap. So Score! This means we get to go back to Sunday School again! I mean Crosslee really kinda has to kick it up a notch at church.. You can't be rude in a church that you were named after. I told her this. We'll see if she continues to comply.


So.. the other night I had a dream that I was watching over this sanctuary place and when I went to look in a river there were two giant crocodiles.. Like as big as dinosaurs.. and I said "Um, does anyone realize there are giant crocodiles outside?" and they said.. yeah.. LIke it was normal..Then I went back out there and there was a T-Rex waiting for me.. What the heck.. Then my dream jumped to me hanging out with these two guys that were dating and one was mad at the other.. So he took him to the lake, and little did the other guy know that the one guy had dug out a hole in the lake and put a cage in the water.. so when he swam over to it the guy threw a stuffed elephant into the water and it pulled him into a cage.. Then the guy says "You are going to die while listening to the sounds of dolphins being slaughtered".. Um ok. Anyone have any ideas on what THAT dream might mean???!?! I mean geez! And no, I didn't drink, or eat ham before I went to bed.. I mean really, who dreams stuff like that.. I'm so weird.


We had a good time at the farm a few weeks ago. We took the girls out there to visit my family and they love farm time with GG (My mom) and Papa (Steve), Grammy J (Joni) and Pops (Kirby).. Since Cross has pretty much quit raging life is much better. She still loves sitting outside.. She also loves to squeal in delight now. She will do it while just walking around with you.. just squealing. Londyn loves to talk. If you sit her in the bumbo seat and chat with her she likes to babble back. The enjoyed their farm time fun! They also got to see Cousin Ava, and Uncle Grant and Aunt Jenny.. They were in town so we all got to hang out. Its going to be so cool at Christmas because there will be 4 grand-kids that are all within 8 months of each other. Ava and Joe will be walking, and Cross will be crawling.. So much fun!

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Cross has LEFT the building..

Well we are getting braver.. We have now had 3 or 4 successful (for the most part) outings with the girls.. We realized that if you go to LOUD places, no one can hear your kids cry, so that is a bonus, and that is what we look for in eating establishments now days.. Good food? ehh.. Loud Music? DING DING! So yes, we have been frequenting S&B Burger joint.. they play loud music, and we also happen to love the food, so its a win/win..

We took the girls to Church last weekend. Crossing has an atrium where they have a little coffee shop, book store, and jumbo tron.. on the Jumbo they are showing the actual service while its going on.. So we can sit out there with the girls and not disturb people when Cross squeals out like a Pterodactyl. So that has been awesome.. Then we took the girls to Sunday School after that.. That was NOT so awesome.. Cross liked the attention in the beginning, but then she got bored with it and became unruly. So I had to take her outside, where we spent THE WHOLE class.. Of course she eventually fell asleep.. but by then class was over.

Over the Weekend we took them to see Jordan's dad and step mom in Norman.. they are much better riding in the car now, so that is a blessing. We went to lunch (S&Bs in Norman, lol) and they did great.. Then e went and hung out at their house. Crosslee loved the back yard and spend most of her time looking around at all the pretty flowers. Then We went to Chelsea's twins birthday party. My sister Lexi and Cousin Joe were going to be there, so we all met up.. IT was a circus theme, and very
cute.

We also attempted the nursery for the first time on Sunday.. with not much succss I might add. I got the text 20 minutes into the lesson "Please return to the nursery".. Got there and Cross was in a fit of rage.. screaming uncontrollably.. So I took her into a quiet room, turned up Michael Jackson "Blame it on the Boogie" and got her to quiet down. She is a girl that loves music. She comes by it honest. You have to turn it up, and turn on Michael.. Gospel, Oak Ridge Boys, Rascall Flatts.. Those are good.. but they won't work when she's raging. She needs Michael. I'm going to try to video tape it, because you can watch her; When the song stops to go to the next, she starts crying again, and then when Michael comes back on..she quiets.. Its hilarous. And hey, she has good taste..

We also went to our first small group meeting with our church friends.. We were brave and took the girls and they had a great time! Cat (awesome church friend) carried Cross around and she was happy as a Lark.. She likes to be entertained.. Londyn had a good time too just watching everyone.

This weekend Gigi is coming up (Gi-Gi=My mom) to play with them.. They will be excited. They are getting to the point where they are more interactive and full of smiles.

So here's something for you.. Most of you who know me, know that in the past I've had weird issues with birds.. they flew into my house 6 times when I livd on Lynn Lane.. and would swoop me.. They wouldn't get out and it was bizarre.. At this house they sit on my window sill and peer in.. They try to fly into my car.. its odd. So you can understand why sometimes when I see them peering at me, I freak out a little.. Well last week I was leaving a building on the Chesapeake campus and for some bizarre reason, when the man opened the door I thought he was a bird coming inside the building.. lol.. NO CLUE on this.. It was dark..there was a tree outside..thats my only excuse.. So I put my arms up in full on defense mode like he's going to attack me.. This of course freaks the man out and he says "Oh my, I'm sorry".. well by this time I realize its a man, not a bird, and I feel like a moron.. So I say (digging a deeper hole and making myself appear more crazy) "Oh, its ok, I thought you were a bird".. Nice Shep.. nice.. The guy looks at me like an insane person.. Then it makes me laugh because I'm so stupid, and I can't get control of myself.. So now I've 1) acted like he was attacking me even though he was just walking into a building 2) told him he was a bird 3) laughed uncontrollable while I walk off where he can still hear me.. Great. Super professional..

So then I get to the car still laughing like a banshee and call MJ.. of course I'm laughing so hysterically that he can't understand me.. So the awesome story was wasted.. lol.. This is why its unfortunate that I'm not on the air anymore.. because this kind of crap is too good to make up.. lol..