Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Blonde Jokes, and Lynn's Marriage

Well yesterday Bill & I did the whole show on a 'rumor' that we had heard in the office cube-farm that Lynny was getting engaged in California.. Not sure if it was the wildfires in Cali had anything to do with this rumor running wild or not..but ACCORDING to LYNN he is still a single man.. Now whether or not that means he DID get engaged, and just not Married, or something else, I'm not sure.. He's a very private man, which is why Bill & I have to make stuff up all the time.. lol. I'll keep you posted on this.. Hey, thanks to Ellen who sent me a fabulous Blonde it is:
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh. .. .

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Yesterday I went to the field to try and work with Sawyer on his therapy class stuff.. He would not do ANYTHING I asked him to do.. I'm thinking he might fail at this point.. He thinks he can get by on his 'good looks' but I keep telling him that he MUST learn the commands, or he is not going to get to go visit people for therapy.. We'll see what happens..When I say "Down" he just smiles at me.. I know he knows how to lay down..because he has perfected the pose in this picture..
Meanwhile Payslee just lays down and looks at him like "You'd better do it Mister".. yet he does not.. They go for their test on Sept 12..I feel confident that Miss Pays will do well, but not so Confident about Sawey..We'll keep working on it though!

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